Bad Is Bad (Huey Lewis) Went uptown to see my cousin Plays guitar, sounds like a chainsaw buzzin' In the crowd I see his mom and dad I said, "Hey, hey, uncle, man your son is bad." CHORUS But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad Cool is a rule, but sometimes bad is bad Across the street, a neon sign "All you can eat for a dollar ninety-nine Our soul stew is the baddest in the land" But one dollar's worth was all that I could stand CHORUS Back uptown to see Marie Nobody home, I opened the door with my key "I love you, Huey," was the note I read But there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed CHORUS