(Music and lyrics by King Diamond)

In a little cottage, in the country side
Lives a man called Harry, and he is losing his mind


Even the smallest species, will make him feel uneasy
Oh, they live in every corner
Oh, and here comes the summer

Soon to be another creamy spot

As he woke up this morning, there was a spider crawling
He felt the big surprise, before it caught his eyes
Oh, in between his face
Oh, and his pillow case

Soon to be another creamy spot

Here comes another one ... Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha

Someone who can cure his mind


Those creepy crawly screatures
With all their hairy features
Hoping to catch a fly
Singing its deadly lullabye

Oh... oh, NO...