CRIME My friends wonder what's gone wrong with me I'm not the nice guy I used to be I'm mean, malicious and I flaunt I'm looking to get everything that I want it's crime and everybody knows it I'm not just some stupid jock I'm the stoniest on my block crime pays baby, it pays good I ripped off my neighborhood it's a crime and evrybody knows it in this big old USA you gotta take and take and take a snake in the grass will get you before a boar on the hill you don't think I'm talking about you but someday you will